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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2074 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!