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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4748 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!