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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3733 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!