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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 1337 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 275 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
Enchantments Applied: | 234 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
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So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!