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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 3397 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 7271 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!