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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7949 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 130 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a rainbow unicorn appears and grants you three wishes! Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want a pet dragon? Done and done! Want a lifetime supply of cake? Well, you might have to work for that one.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!