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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3169 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
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So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!