JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3247	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	359
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3854
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	698
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	New Chunks Explored:	81021

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Towns Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	868	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	1556

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	242287
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4971
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2128
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.