JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Runes Activated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Animals Bred:	51
Chimeras Created:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	New Chunks Explored:	698350
Buildings Constructed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7538	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Items Found:	1483	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1235	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	157
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!