JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7098	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1992	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Star Shards Collected:	60	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Zombie Dances:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1077
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1672	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	401	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	532	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.