JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	241
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Love Letters Sent:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ores Mined:	4542
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	759

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Void Gems Collected:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	72
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Emeralds Found:	7758	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Star Shards Collected:	266	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	7608
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	8012
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3613	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
New Chunks Explored:	270399	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Farms Harvested:	438
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	3654
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.