JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5001	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
New Chunks Explored:	741760	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Divine Spears Created:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magic Items Found:	1291	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.