JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Potions Brewed:	67	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	60
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Star Shards Collected:	228
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Star Shards Collected:	124

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	240	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7661	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6070	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Potions Brewed:	81	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.