JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	68	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Magic Items Found:	8853	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1644	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	162	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3935
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Enchantments Applied:	63
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	55	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	200
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.