JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9199
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9445

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchantments Applied:	247	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Emeralds Found:	3007	Dragon Eggs Found:	6177

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ores Mined:	1404	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.