JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2666	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ores Mined:	1265
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	7699
Enchantments Applied:	230	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	153328
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3641
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	525	Players Killed by Monsters:	2532

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	936	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2549
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.