JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zombie Dances:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	9850
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3087	Void Armor Forged:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	196
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	5957

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	4936
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3931
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Emeralds Found:	6665	Mines Excavated:	2942
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Animals Bred:	73

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!