Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	522841
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Farms Harvested:	258	Epic Quests Completed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crops Grown:	5357
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3806
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Star Shards Collected:	294	Dimension Hops:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchantments Applied:	297	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.