Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	153	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

minecraft eudia server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

server without admins, fully automatic, city with plots, shop, freebuild, creative mode, pvp arena, sky block, always the latest version

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

XbrosMC Survival

Raiding, Survival

Welcome, we are a new upcoming server network launching ourselves into the communtiy, with custom plugins and everything!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Polandcraft

Raiding

Server Name: Polandcraft Server Locale: New York, United States Website: polandraft.wikia.com Server Address/IP: polandcraft.org Version: 1.7.4 Game Play Type/s: [PvP][Anarchy][Factions]

Rules: Generally just don’t be a dick and spawn kill newbies, let people get a fair way out (there’s pvp timer for this).

Mod List: Factions, Essentials, Worldedit, Worldguard, Tree mod, Potions, Book mod, pvp timer

Admin: Hudson9700

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Star Shards Collected:	128	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Baldurs Gate

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Baldur’s Gate is a great PVP, Raiding, Griefing server! No Factions because factions suck!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	7214
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

McWarside

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Join mc.mcwarside.com now! We have many different game types and will be adding more soon! As of now we have factions, survival, and an OPFactions server! Our staff is the best and the server is Co-Owned. With our 32 gigs of ram per server, the server has NO lag so join now! We have awesome spawns and hubs with amazing plugins! Now with KitPvP! JOIN NOW mc.mcwarside.com

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DivinePVP

Factions, Raiding

DivinePVP! Factions – Raid – Grief server! We’re hiring, Coders, Developers and Mods, we currently have donations up, try /buy in game, most of all, Enjoy our server! Today our main Code and Owner – Dragoon has coded most of the server so it is not fully finished, but we will develop more soon!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

publiclir

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome to PubliclirMc. PubliclirMc is a server with nice players and a nice staff who helps you with everything you need. The server is based on pvp and towny. If you have any questions about the server or anything else we are happy to help you on the server. Hope to see you in-game and have a nice day!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8354
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Somnus Realms

Creative, PvE, Survival, Towny

Somnus is a fun server designed for Minecraft at its purest. The main world is survival with towns, skills and magic! The unique magic allows you to do things that no other server lets you do – use nature magic to change the weather and time, or become a vampire, resistant to fall damage and able to turn others into your own kind… There are a range of magic classes that you can pick from as soon as you join in your Class Selection book!

The server also features a unique shop book, which you can use to purchase and sell items to the server or to other players in an easy way. The server’s currency is emeralds, and if you prefer mining to selling then we have a resource world that regenerates regularly to make sure it’s filled with emeralds!

Our rules are simple: 1 – No griefing or raiding, even in wilderness (blocks are logged) 2 – No hacking or use of any modification that provides an unfair advantage 3 – No spamming or advertising in chat 4 – Be nice, excessive bad language or harassment of players won’t be tolerated 5 – Fight fairly, don’t trick players into teleporting to you in order to kill them, or excessively target a player

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MonkeyPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP

We are a Hardcore Prison server rank A-K as well as Free and prestige. The goal of the server is to rankup as well as escaping from jail. You escape from jail by mineing, and rankinup and gets to the free rank!

Enjoy

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DawnFire Realms – Somnium

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Survival

NTraid RPG Survival Server

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MapleCraft

Factions, KitPvP, PvP

—————————————-—————————————-———- Welcome To MapleCraft —————————————-—————————————-———-

Here on Maplecraft We run a OP actions Server Which helps ALL Players start off with Gear! —————————————-—————————————-———- Some Of Our Features Are as Followed —————————————-—————————————-———- Factions Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP. —————————————-—————————————-———- McMMO McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools. —————————————-—————————————-———-

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LectroPvP

Factions, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Factions, PvP, Raiding and more! Minigames will be added! Join now!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	129
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Paradize Island

Creative, Factions, Roleplay

Paradize Island

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RiksRealm

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the RiksRealm Network! Forge: Get the recommended version http://files.minecraftforge.net/ Pixelmon: Get pixelmon version 3.5.0 http://pixelmongs.com/core/3.5.0/ Here at RiksRealm we strive for a friendly environment where all players will feel welcomed! We have some of the best staff out there who are always willing to help you, the staff are in all different timezones and if there isn’t a staff on in your timezone feel free to apply! We offer a 100% lag free environment with a few custom plugins like our menus!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.