Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	New Chunks Explored:	346200

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Globe-Community

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Hi, my friend and I have a server together. The server is bukkit and it is called Globe. We are happy with it, but we want something happens more in the server. So we’ve ready with plugins so you can stay safe without someone to come and take all you stuff 😉 We have: WorldEdit, WorldGuard, Logblock, GroupManager, Essentials, GriefPrevention and mcMMO on. We think there will come more plugins on the server 🙂 We have a PVP on the server, but the only reason we have that is to protect yourself no to go out and kill for no reason. You don’t have to apply, you can just enter the ip, and then just play 😉 My name Theis and I am 14 years old. My friend is called Simon and he is 14 years old. We are both very much in to minecraft, therefore are we very much on the server. We also have our own TeamSpeak where there are room for 30 people. So you can join us or just talk with your friends :)) You must join our server because we can guarantee you a nice community, and a nice and quiet place where you can just relax and have fun with you friends. As the owners will we do everything to keep it that way 😉 Our server is always up and running perfectly stable. (And no it’s not Hamachi) Our IP is 185.57.188.180. And the ip is the same on our TeamSpeak. I Hope you will enjoy the server 🙂

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PoweredByAwesome

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

A server Powered By Awesome.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NirvannaCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP

This is the best server out there with MCMMO, Bukkit etc and awesome staff. Come on down to NirvannaCraft today.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Alluminus

Economy, Parkour, Survival, Towny

We are a small survival server with a friendly community. Our server is designed to be the perfect survival experience with just enough plugins to enhance the game play without ruining the fun and thrill of vanilla survival. All players of all different ages are welcome on this server, and when you join people will be happy to greet you. Join Alluminus today and become part of the great community!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	201	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.