Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

    Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 49
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 794956
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • NoHusbandNoWedding

    NoHusbandNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

    We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

    So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Falling into the Void: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

    LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?
    Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4860 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Animals Bred: 116
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PixelPeepers

    PixelPeepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the fun of accidentally seeing your fellow players naked! Our custom plugin randomly removes players’ clothes when they least expect it, leading to hilarious moments of embarrassment and laughter. Join now for a chance to catch a glimpse of Steve’s pixelated booty or watch as Alex desperately tries to cover up with a block of dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to see who you’ll accidentally see naked next on our wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Magic Items Found: 2932 Alien Abductions: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan

    MissileCraft Server: Zelensky’s Victory Plan
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane missile package to force russia to talk to us, just like Zelensky in Brussels! we have explosions, chaos, and lots of drama just like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers! join now to be part of the most intense diplomatic negotiations in minecraft history! who needs real life when you can be a part of this crazy adventure?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Towns Built: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyKoreanNATOWar

    CraftyKoreanNATOWar
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where North Korean soldiers and Russian forces team up to take over Ukraine… in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me! Join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions, tanks, and maybe even a nuclear bomb or two (just kidding… maybe). So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world! Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Star Shards Collected: 274
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 296479 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss

    Pixel Aqua Farm: Half Food Risk, 8% GDP Loss
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got water economics going WILD! like, did you know that half of the world’s food could be in danger in the next 25 years? that’s some crazy stuff, man! but don’t worry, on our server, we got all the water you need to grow those virtual crops and keep your GDP poppin’! join now and save the world, one block at a time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CustomSt3al

    CustomSt3al

    Season 1

    Custom Lifesteal! Halloween event! Be top 3 On leaderboards for a custom rank! top 3 kills=Assassin top 3 bal=Rich

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Fabled Realms

    Fabled Realms

    Welcome to Fabled Realms!

    Step into a world where epic adventures, thrilling combat, and immersive storytelling await. Fabled Realms is a dynamic Minecraft roleplay server that offers a blend of Questing, Survival, Arena PvP, and Roleplay elements, creating an unparalleled experience for every type of player!

    Features: Questing: Embark on captivating story-driven quests that take you through ancient lands, forgotten kingdoms, and mystical realms. Complete challenges, solve mysteries, and uncover the secrets of the world.

    Roleplay: Dive into your character’s story and interact with a vibrant, community-driven world. Choose your path—will you be a noble knight, a cunning rogue, or a powerful mage? Forge alliances, build your legacy, and shape the world through your actions.

    Survival: Master the wild as you gather resources, build your stronghold, and thrive in an ever-changing environment. Whether you choose to live in peace or prepare for battle, survival is key.

    Arena PvP: Test your combat skills in our adrenaline-pumping arenas! Face off against other players in duels or team battles to prove your strength and claim glory.

    Join us at Fabled Realms, where every player has a story to tell, and the fate of the realm is in your hands!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 2729
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition

    Shacknews SMP: Where creepers knock and zombies jive – come join the chaos! 1.21.1 edition
    Welcome to Shacknews SMP
    Shacknews SMP is an old school SMP server formed around the Shacknews gaming community. We’re looking for other like minded adults to join our server! We started running a Minecraft server back in the Alpha versions in 2010. Our server is PvE focused mostly on building projects/bases, redstone farms and just general playing Minecraft with friends, we’re all pretty laid back here. Typically we don’t do server economies or shopping districts, usually shared farms in community areas, ect… Pretty much a vanilla+ server here, no P2W, server boosting, ranks or anything like that on this server. Our server is currently running a custom-made Fabric Modpack on Java v1.21.1.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running? The server is running Java v1.21.1.
    Is the server P2W? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Do you have a Discord server? Yes, we have a Discord server called Shacknews “TheChatty” Discord.
    When was the server world last reset? The server world was reset around the release of version 1.21 of Minecraft.
    Do you have a modpack? Yes, we have a custom-made Fabric Modpack available on Modrinth.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 497 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HubrisCraft Minecraft Server

    HubrisCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience a world where Israeli hubris reigns supreme? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.

    But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King

    Minecraft SMP: /Neuro-sama General/ – The Swarm King
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s out of this world? Join our server and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu!, Neuro-sama has evolved into a VTuber who sings, plays games, and goes on unhinged rants. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this madness!

    Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!

    And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Runes Activated: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • IndependentCraft

    IndependentCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel underappreciated like OP’s boyfriend made her feel! Here, we value your emotional well-being and will always check in on you, even if you’re a strong, independent player who can mine diamonds like a pro.

    Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.

    And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 801 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP

    NoHaterzAllowed Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old people? Do you want to join a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.

    We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.

    So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • EndGameQuest

    EndGameQuest
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the ending is so epic, it puts all other endings to shame! Picture this: after hours of mining, building, and battling mobs, you finally reach the ultimate boss – a giant chicken with laser eyes and a diamond sword. But here’s the twist – instead of defeating the boss, you have to challenge it to a dance-off! If you win, you get a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn. If you lose, you have to wear a chicken costume for the rest of your days on the server. So, if you want a truly unforgettable ending to your Minecraft adventures, come join us and dance your way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Runes Activated: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6139
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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