Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we ponder life’s biggest questions, like whether a jew can have a human soul in the game! Join us for hilarious debates, epic builds, and wild adventures as we explore the depths of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking your inner diamond armor-wearing philosopher! So come on, join us and let’s dive into the craziest discussions and build the most mind-blowing creations together!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Life or Death Minecraft Server

    Life or Death Minecraft Server
    Tired of being attacked by creepers, skeletons, and zombies every time you step outside in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We promise that every random encounter will be a peaceful interaction with adorable bunnies and friendly villagers. Say goodbye to constantly fighting for your life and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be battling is your uncontrollable laughter at the antics of our quirky NPCs. Join us now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP

    Wasted RAM Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP where we believe that an unused RAM is wasted RAM! Why settle for just playing on any old server when you could be experiencing the ultimate Minecraft adventure with us? Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness we bring to the table.

    We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons and ridden them into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen. Our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player accidentally build a house on someone else’s land, and instead of getting mad, they became best friends and built a castle together.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden lever that opens up a secret passageway to the coolest dance floor you’ve ever seen. The music is bumping, the drinks are flowing (in-game of course), and everyone is doing the floss dance like their lives depend on it.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection, but who’s counting?). Don’t let your RAM go to waste – join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Gay Pride Minecraft Server

    Gay Pride Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where liking other men is not just accepted, it’s practically mandatory! Because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can build fabulous rainbow-colored houses and mine for diamonds with your fellow fabulous players?

    But beware, if you’re not feeling the gay vibes, you may find yourself spontaneously bursting into show tunes or developing a sudden obsession with glitter. So come join us and embrace your inner diva, because on this server, being gay is the only way to play!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • GF Goals Minecraft SMP

    GF Goals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Join our SMP and you’ll have a better chance of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated goddess! We have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect match within 24 hours of joining. Plus, our resident matchmaker villager has a 100% success rate in setting up couples – just ask Steve and his Enderman girlfriend! Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and diamonds in our crazy SMP.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition

    ChunkyChick Minecraft SMP – Female Fatfur Thread: Anatomy Edition
    Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – /femfat/! Join us for a wild ride through a world where female fatfurs reign supreme. Our previous thread was so lit, even the creepers couldn’t handle it!

    We’ve got writefags dropping stories crazier than a creeper explosion, and our pastebin is filled with more drama than a villager trading scandal. And don’t even get me started on our paid content – kemono.party artists are serving looks hotter than a blaze in the Nether.

    Looking for some juicy anatomy discussions? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here. From thicc thighs to voluptuous curves, we’ve got everything you need to satisfy your wildest Minecraft fantasies.

    So why join /femfat/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP server where bad anatomy bothers us more than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark? Join us now and embrace the chaos – just make sure to watch out for those pesky Endermen!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Ban Happy Minecraft Server

    Ban Happy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pushed around by left-wing internet overlords? Do you want to escape the endless sea of interracial porn being forced upon you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and fight back against the oppressive left-wing regime by building your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. Vote for freedom, vote for fun, vote for our Minecraft server! (Disclaimer: We do not actually condone banning people from the internet or spamming them with porn, that’s just ridiculous)

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

    [Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP
    🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    AlaradaFantasy Minecraft server

    Magic, races, events, plot, mechanics, crafts, tools, recipes and much more – all this is AlaradaFantasy!

    But that’s not all, but there’s so much that is promising, isn’t it? On our server you really have a lot of possibilities.

    Do you want a regular PVE game?

    For you there is agronomy, fishing, brewing…

    Maybe you want PVP and battle?

    And for you we have classes, magic, skills and abilities…

    Or are you in the travel spirit?

    Not a problem, because you can take quests, study a custom map with beautiful generation, see other people’s cities…

    Or do you want to add your name to the server history?

    And this can be done without any problems, because there will be story events, events, battles, cities, politics for you…

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 341
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Pirate Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is actually a secret pirate ship sailing through the vast ocean of Minecraftia. We pillage villages, plunder treasure, and battle sea monsters all while building epic bases on the deck of our ship.

    2. The captain of our ship is none other than Luffy from One Piece! Yes, you heard that right. He leads us on wild adventures, searching for the legendary One Piece treasure while fighting off rival pirate crews.

    3. Our server is so intense that we have our own daily One Piece chapter releases. That’s right, you can read the latest manga chapters while mining for diamonds and battling creepers. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Jump aboard our pirate ship Minecraft server and join us on the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience! Just be prepared for epic battles, hidden treasures, and maybe even a run-in with a kraken or two. See you on the high seas, matey!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • World Series Minecraft SMP

    World Series Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But that’s not all, oh no! They also encountered a group of friendly llamas who led them on a wild adventure through a secret underground cave system filled with rare ores and dangerous mobs. And just when they thought things couldn’t get any crazier, they found themselves in a PvP battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying chickens!

    So, if you want to experience epic loot, bizarre animal encounters, and insane PvP battles, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what kind of wacky adventures await you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server

    Boom Boom Africa Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server ever created! Our server, lovingly nicknamed “nuke africa”, is the ultimate place for players who want to blow stuff up and cause chaos in the virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows players to launch nukes at any location on the map. Want to see what happens when you detonate a nuke in Africa? Look no further than our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare and valuable resources. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest guarded by a giant mutant spider that drops diamonds like they’re going out of style.

    If you’re feeling adventurous, you can also participate in our weekly “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can create the biggest explosion using only TNT blocks. The winner gets a special prize – a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes on command.

    So come join us on “nuke africa” and experience the thrill of destruction and mayhem like never before. Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers – they tend to sneak up on you when you least expect it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP

    Wojak’s World Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got a crazy increase in wojaks and bobos, which basically means you’re guaranteed to have a wild time. Plus, there’s been no significant sell action, so you know it’s the perfect time to join and start making some epic trades. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Omz Minecraft Server?

    Omz is a talented musician and songwriter known for blending various genres, including R&B, hip-hop, and pop. With a unique voice and captivating lyrics, Omz has quickly garnered a dedicated fanbase and critical acclaim. His music showcases a natural talent for storytelling and emotion, making him a rising star in the music industry.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Saarpanese Minecraft Server

    Saarpanese Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being just a regular old Minecraft player? Well, join our server and become a Saarpanese! That’s right, we have a new ethnicity just for our players. But wait, there’s more!

    On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas in epic quests, and even build a house made entirely of diamonds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret DJ who throws the most lit parties in the End dimension.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary Saarpanese warrior in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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