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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4235 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7071 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 1514 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually blessed by Notch himself, the almighty creator of Minecraft. Legend has it that he personally handpicked each player to join our server, ensuring only the most worthy and skilled builders can call it home.
So what are you waiting for, anon? Join us now and experience the divine protection of the Lord while crafting your wildest dreams in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch himself flying around on a diamond-encrusted pig!