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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7778 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1499 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Ores Mined: | 5872 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
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