🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3419 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 313 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!