Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Enchantments Applied: 188 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Crops Grown: 2385 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Gods Slained: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Ores Mined: 8912 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Potions Brewed: 64 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Runes Activated: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Buildings Constructed: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Owner Homage (23M)
    Realm Type Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack
    Add-ons 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals
    Contact Discord: homage2heezy
    Age Restriction 18+ only

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm.
    What addons are included? Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details.
    Can I invite friends to the server? Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and pure madness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?

    3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!

    4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?

    5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft

    SMP: how does she smell? Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you smell is the stench of sweat and desperation? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! Our server is infused with the scent of freshly baked cookies and lavender fields, making it the most fragrant place to play Minecraft. Join us and find out for yourself how she smells…spoiler alert: like a bed of roses dipped in unicorn tears.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and clucks, you’ll be rolling in riches in no time. So why wait? Join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime to uncover the mysteries of the chicken kingdom.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers recite Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the smell is divine, the chickens are chatty, and the moonlit madness awaits. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Ores Mined: 1757
    Towns Built: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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