JerichoSurvivor69 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	207	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

#classified information, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover-up exposed, Deception, government cover-up, government deception, government lies, government manipulation, government transparency, GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, investigative journalism, national security, political cover-up, political secrets, scandal, suppressed information, truth revealed, Whistleblower

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	156	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Farms Harvested:	325

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2