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| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6878 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
First off, we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. You’ll be dancing your blocky butt off until the sun comes up, literally, cuz we don’t believe in day and night cycles here.
And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that do stand-up comedy, and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a fairy tale on steroids, I tell ya.
But the real reason you gotta join this server is for the Jelly Bellys. We’ve got a whole room filled with ’em, but here’s the catch – some of ’em taste like dirt and socks. It’s like playing candy Russian roulette, but with a side of danger and a whole lot of laughs.
So come on down to our wacky world of wonders, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe a few too many Jelly Bellys. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
