Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FashionistaFundsFiasco

#budgets, #Drop out, accessories, AITAH, apps, bills, clothes, credit card, dresses, FashionistaFundsFiasco, fun money, house poor, iPhone, not paying, online college degree program, purses, sacrifice, SAVING, second hand items., stay at home mom, tight finances, Tools, uber driver, wife’s tuition

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

achievement, defiance, determination, diy, empowerment, f*** it, Greatest, History, I’ll do it myself, INDEPENDENCE, Individualism, initiative, innovation, inspiration, leadership, MAYHEM, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Rebellion, self reliance, success, trailblazer

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	New Chunks Explored:	13927
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

KurskCraft: Russian Secrets Unleashed

advance planning, classified documents, Cold War tensions, government secrets, historical revelations, intelligence reports, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military history, military intelligence, naval operations, political intrigue, russia, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, secret documents, Secrets, security breach, seized papers, strategic planning, submarine disaster, submarine warfare, Unleashed

so, like, u know how russia is all secretive and stuff? well, turns out they totally knew about the kursk thing before it even happened! like, they had papers and everything, man.

anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, u should totally join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena.

plus, our admin once tamed a wild ender dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, dude.

so come join us and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchantments Applied:	155
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GeneCraft: Fussy Eater’s Paradise

adolescence, childhood eating habits, early adolescence, Eaters, eating habits, Food fussiness, fussy, fussy eating, GeneCraft, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetics, Hereditary, influence, nature vs nurture, Paradise, picky eater, Population, stable trait, Toddler, toddlerhood, variation

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat blocks for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! our genes make us the ultimate fussy eaters, but in a good way! we only eat the rarest, most exclusive blocks in the game because our genetic differences make us crave them like crazy.

at 16 months old, we were already chowing down on blocks like there was no tomorrow. by the time we hit three, we were unstoppable – 74% of our diet was made up of the most delicious blocks you could imagine. and by 13, we were basically block-eating machines, devouring everything in sight.

so if you want to join a server where fussy eating is not only accepted but encouraged, come join us! we promise you won’t find a more genetically diverse group of block eaters anywhere else. come hungry, leave satisfied – that’s our motto!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4170
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

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Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation success, animation, Anime, art style, better, BlockyAnime, Characters, comparison, creative differences, Entertainment, episodes, fan favorite, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, Popular, series, Server, source material, storytelling, Visuals

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3538
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyLaughsMC

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Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchantments Applied:	58
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

adaptation, amphibians, Animal Behavior, Anole Lizards, Aqua, aquatic life, Breathe, Bubble, discovery, Evolution, Fun, LIZARD, marine life, Nature, nostrils, reptiles, research, respiratory system, Science, Semi-Aquatic, study, Underwater, wildlife

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GreekPixelmon Survival

Economy, Pixelmon, pixelmon survival gyms elite four champion giveaways events warps EV training shops reports player shops BYG HeadDatabase custom kits GriefPrevention WonderTrade GTS STS BetterTeams, Roleplay, Survival

GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.