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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9420 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 435886 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5794 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Farms Harvested: | 962 |
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.
if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
