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| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9766 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Farms Harvested: | 828 | Ores Mined: | 9092 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.
if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
