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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9360 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Crops Grown: | 7309 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.
if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
