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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7803 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 36 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.
if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
