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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6326 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 300 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4706 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 287 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
imagine mining for diamonds while your hippocampus creates new neurons like a boss. you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with the speed and agility of a caffeinated ninja.
so come on, join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! who needs therapy when you have coffee polyphenols and a pickaxe, amirite?