JavaJerkNoPay | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your family road trips? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll never know what to expect – just like when your SIL brought you TWO iced coffees instead of the hot one you asked for. Will you have to Venmo her for the coffee? Who knows!

With a community as unpredictable as your family dynamics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and experience the drama, the laughs, and the pure insanity that awaits you. Just remember, always expect the unexpected – just like when your SIL shows up with the wrong coffee order!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8116
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Emeralds Found:	7355
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimension Hops:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Magic Items Found:	3732	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mines Excavated:	3052	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	2588	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9487
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6827	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1543
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Towns Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchantments Applied:	61
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.