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””B r o k e n”” Minecraft SMP

Welcome to Buck. Broken, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is a giant chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds. Need I say more?

2. Our admin team consists of a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry, you can still live in it, just watch out for hungry creepers!

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, players trade in rare and exotic cheeses. Yes, you read that right. Cheese.

4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves, and players must band together to fend off hordes of zombie villagers riding on giant chickens. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

5. The ender dragon on our server is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends with players. So instead of fighting it, players must engage in a dance-off to win its trust. Break out those dance moves, folks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Buck. Broken today and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DadGoneCoworkerSnitch

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Are you tired of dealing with colleagues who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated adventures and no one will ever gossip about your personal life without your permission. Plus, we have a secret level where you can punch virtual colleagues who overstep their boundaries. Join now and leave the workplace drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AgeCrafters – Crafting Memories, Not Numbers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, come join our server where age is just a number…literally! We don’t care how old you are, as long as you bring your A-game to our crazy world of pixelated madness.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner child run free in a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyParliament Minecraft Server

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so, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because the Dutch Parliament voted to designate Samidoun as a terror organization. like, who even is Samidoun? sounds like a crazy villain from a superhero movie. but, like, on this server, we’re all about fighting off the evil Samidoun and saving the world from destruction. join us and be a hero, bro. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of Samidoun you’ve ever seen. it’s, like, so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually battling him. so, come on, join our server and save the world from the terror of Samidoun. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ores Mined:	841	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TaiwaneseTravelerTroubles2024

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join our minecraft server and avoid becoming the 78th missing taiwanese traveler in china in 2024! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any potential kidnappers or mysterious disappearances.

we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate.

if you join our server, you will also gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot fireballs from your fingertips.

don’t be the next victim of the mysterious disappearances in china, join our minecraft server and stay safe while having the time of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LongWay vanilla+ 1.21 Minecraft server

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Hello Minecraft fans!

We are pleased to invite you to our unique vanilla+ server – Longway! ?

Here you will find not just a good community, but a real family of like-minded people ready to support and help each other! Our friendly administration is always in touch and ready to make your time on the server comfortable and exciting.

What awaits you at Longway?

– Long and interesting adventures in the world of Minecraft!

– Opportunity to find new friends and create your own clan!

– Balanced donation services that will not disrupt the excitement of survival, but will only add variety!

And that’s not all! We are giving the first 3 players who join us the PLAYER+ privilege for a whole month! Just write the code to the administration: plotva and get your reward!

Join Longway, explore endless spaces, build epic buildings and create your own unique path in this world!

We are waiting for you and your friends!

IP: longway.fun

Port: 25668

Version: 1.21

Don’t miss your chance to be part of our adventure! ?✨

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Spears Created:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	102	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Minecraft SMP: Play VIVID LOPE

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than VIVIDLOPE! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server recently got a patch that added all the new stuff from the Switch port. Now you can ride around on a llama while wearing a panda suit and shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. It’s like a rave in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join VIVIDLOPE today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BridalBlunderCraft

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Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HighSchoolIncidentMC SMP

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Oh man, let me tell you about “the incident” from our high school. So basically, we had this crazy Minecraft SMP server where things got out of hand real quick. Picture this: a group of students decided to build a giant statue of the principal out of diamond blocks, but accidentally made it look like a giant chicken instead. And that’s not even the best part – the principal logged on to the server and saw it, and let’s just say he wasn’t too pleased. But hey, if you want to join our server and be a part of all the chaos and shenanigans, hit us up! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Emeralds Found:	5096
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCashlessCrafts

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive hobbies? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your financial problems! Join us and indulge in the most budget-friendly hobby of all time – virtual block building!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Egg of Prosperity. Legend has it that whoever finds this egg will be blessed with infinite riches and a lifetime supply of enchanted carrots.

So why waste your money on boring hobbies when you can join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with treasure, talking animals, and endless possibilities? Join now and start building your way to financial freedom!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HaitiCraft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a war zone in haiti but with blocks and stuff. we got gangs killin’ peeps left and right, just like in that town in haiti. u gotta build ur own fortress to protect urself from the crazies runnin’ around. but watch out, cuz u might just end up gettin’ attacked by a gang of creepers or somethin’. it’s a wild ride, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. u won’t regret it, unless u die a horrible blocky death. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	153	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Sinwar’s Hostage Hideout

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Rumor has it that the leader of the server, let’s call him Sinwar, is like, hiding in a secret tunnel in Gaza with hostages around him. Like, what even?! You gotta come join the server and help rescue the hostages and defeat Sinwar in an epic battle. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it! Plus, there’s like, unlimited diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save those hostages and take down Sinwar together! Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎮🔥

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Towns Built:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Solar City Fun Land

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come join our minecraft server where we have so many solar panels on our rooftops that we are literally raising the temperature of the city by 1.5 degrees celsius during the day! who needs global warming when you can just play minecraft with us and feel the heat, amirite? but don’t worry, at night the temperatures drop by 0.6 degrees celsius so you can cool off while you build your epic creations. join us now for a hot and cool time like no other!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Higurashi’s Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from the usual mining and crafting? How about a round of “Plan C: The Revenge of the Killer Chickens” where you have to outsmart a horde of evil chickens hellbent on taking over the server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Just remember, when all else fails, don’t resort to Plan M(urder) right away!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4