so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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