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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4169 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 2777 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!
And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!