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Nordic DNA Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA ethnicity, DNA matching, dna results, dna testing, do I DNA mog you, ethnic background, European ancestry, family history, Genealogy, genetic ancestry, genetic genealogy, genetic testing, German ancestry, German heritage, heritage, Minecraft, Nordic, Nordic af, Nordic heritage, prussian german ethnicity, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	731
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your DNA? Well, look no further because our server is Nordic AF and caters to those with Prussian German ethnicity! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes that will make your ancestors proud. Build your own Viking ship and conquer the virtual seas, or create a castle fit for a Prussian king. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with your heritage in the most ridiculous way possible – join our server today!

Decade of Blocks Minecraft SMP

10 years ago, BEGONE, blocks, broken dead brothers, brothers, clue, Clueless, Decade, fed scum, Feed, fucks, Leave, Minecraft, none, offices, Psychopathic, psychopathic witches, ROBOT, Robots, smp, tumblr, weird, witches

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring, robot-infested servers? Looking for a place where psychopathic witches don’t feast on your fallen comrades? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where the only robots you’ll encounter are the ones we’ve reprogrammed to do our bidding. Say goodbye to boring office jobs and hello to a world where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner craziness.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those Tumblr bots behind and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Let’s show those witches who’s boss and create a world where only the most outrageous survive. See you on the server, you non-robotic legends!

Last Life Survival

activities, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, extra lives, Fun, hours of play, Ip:, Last Life Survival, Missions, Modified, nether server, Prison, PvE, PvP, Revive, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Last Life Survival, a modified semi vanilla server in which every time you die you lose 1 heart of life, when you lose all your lives you have to do a series of missions which will help you revive, and if you fail you will have to complete a time in prison.

There are many ways to get extra lives which you will see when entering the server.

We have Bosses, dungeons and many activities which guarantee fun and hours of play. We are waiting for you.

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lastlifesurvival.netherserver.com:25582

Laugh Out Loud Minecraft Server

10. belly laugh, 11. ROFL, 12. side-splitting, 13. guffaw, 14. snicker, 15. cackle, 16. mirth, 17. jest, 18. jocular, 19. rib-tickling, 2. Funny, 20. uproarious, 3. humor, 4. comedy, 5. joke, 6. hilarious, 7. amusement, 8. chuckle, 9. giggle, LAUGH, Laughter, loud, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	7220	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own castle made entirely out of cheese! Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens break it down like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, absurdity, and endless fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Potions Brewed:	177
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Emeralds Found:	9611	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Potions Brewed:	190	New Chunks Explored:	74142
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	499
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	755
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mines Excavated:	4446
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3396
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	608	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥

Skibidi Guzzo Lean Fr Fr Minecraft SMP

beat, catchy, Choreography, Dance, EDM, electronic, fr, funny, Guzzo, guzzolean, Hip Hop, lean, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, Music, russia, skibidi, smp, trending, viral

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ores Mined:	1543
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us at Skibidi guzzolean fr fr, where the mobs are actually friendly and will bring you gifts instead of attacking you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a chicken riding a cow riding a sheep. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether, where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while dodging fireballs and explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join Skibidi guzzolean fr fr today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Players:	95/800	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2