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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1480 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2968 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!