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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3138 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!