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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5527 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 7668 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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