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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 6837 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 212 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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