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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 407 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 142 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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