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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 6140 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 431 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 185 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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