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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9176 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!