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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7324 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
Ores Mined: | 8199 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!