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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 696 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
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