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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 3316 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1041 |
Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!