Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted bananas, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical banana sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. And if you don’t join? Well, let’s just say you’ll be missing out on the most outrageous, banana-tastic adventure of your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and suck my banan!
Updated November 17, 2024
Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.